《搞笑语言句子 - 百度》
写作机器人网小编为大家整理的搞笑语言句子 - 百度句子如下,如果喜欢请多多宣传哦。
1、我还记得你离家的那天,心怀怨恨,满口狂言,只有自我,你自幼失慈,所以冷峻怨恨偏激,自也无可厚非。你不愿假装爱我,敬我,这些我也原谅你了,但你不与我联络,通电话,拒绝再进入我的生命,等于我失去一个儿子。愿你并不负我的期望,我愿你万事如意。
2、Grug: Let’s do it. Oh, come on, just think. Our whole family, packed together on a long, slow trip across the country? Days and nights with just each other. We’ll tell stories. We’ll laugh. We’ll become closer as a family.瓜哥:那就上路吧!来吧,想想,我们全家一起在野外长途旅行,从早到晚一直在一起,一 路讲故事,欢声笑语,家人之间的感情会更亲密。
3、真琴、这算什么?最后的最后,就说这个?
4、Grug: Breakfast formation! I want to see some real caveman action out there! We do this fast. We do
5、Quentin:Charming thought,but here's the simple situation.The authorities already dislike us.If you do this they will hate us,and by hook or by crook,they'll find a way to close us down.
6、Lucy: It's ok, daddy. It's ok. Don't be sorry. I'm lucky. Nobody else's daddy ever comes to the park.
7、爸,瓢虫只有母的吗...有公的吗,叫什么呢?是的,叫披头士(甲壳虫)
8、糊涂凯文:当我游泳的时候,一群松鼠从我身边游过,我说"松鼠先生,你为什么仰泳?""我仰泳是害怕我的坚果(蛋蛋)弄湿"。(英文nut有坚果还有蛋蛋的意思)
9、And Annie said that George thinks that George Harrison couldn't maybe,he couldn't write a song but then he wrote "Here comes the Sun" and she said that it was one of the best songs on "Abbey Road."
10、by a man who had difficulty showing love.
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